Dan Worona- More than 100,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, CHOCOLATE HUMOR, CHOCOLATE JOKES, CHOCOLATE PUNS, and CHOCOLATE QUOTES: a 45-year plus collection compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." Plus-plus thousand's of ORIGINAL diet and chocolate sayings by Daniel Worona (most of which has never been published).

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CHOCOLATE JOKES

IF YOU CAN READ THIS... THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!

HUNGRY FOR SOME CHOCOLATE JOKES?

THE TWO MAJOR FOOD GROUPS:

1) THE FOODS THAT YOU PUT CHEESE ON.
2) THE REMAINING FOODS THAT YOU PUT CHOCOLATE ON.

CHOCOHOLICS DICTIONARY:
1. HOT CHOCOLATE: STOLEN CANDY.
2. GLUTTON: ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO SHARE THEIR CHOCOLATE WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW YOUR DIET IS IN TROUBLE WHEN YOU COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND CHOCOLATE IS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE. --Daniel Worona

CHOCOLATE. COFFEE. MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

If you want to visit Daniel L. Worona's #1 CHOCOLATE HUMOR Web site, click here: www.danworona.50megs.com/custom.html

DIET JOKES

WELCOME TO THE FATTEST DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IN THE WORLD. IT HAS BEEN THE #1 DIET HUMOR WEB SITE FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS.

This is a 50 year plus collection of more than 100,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, CHOCOLATE HUMOR and related diet humor subjects (too numerous to mention). It includes original material by Daniel Worona .

You are about to enjoy Daniel Worona's world-famous LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

DIET PILLS:
"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...."

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

THE FAST DIET: If you are thin, don't eat fast. If you are fat, don't eat-- FAST!!!

YOU CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT BY TALKING ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

AND DON'T FORGET: DIETING IS NO PIECE OF CAKE!!!

If you want to see more of Daniel Worona's world-famous DIET HUMOR Web site, click here: www.danworona.50megs.com

MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR:

Boy to pretty girl: When I passed your house you threw me a flower. The next time without the flower pot please.

FUNNY MEXICAN KNIFE SAYINGS

1. LOVE IS LIKE COFFEE
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT HOT.

2. DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY
EVERYONE IS GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU ANYWAY.

Most of this Web site is in Spanish (95 %). So if you want to practice your Spanish, please click here: www.danworona.bappy.com

ME GUSTA LA PEPSI,
ME GUSTA LA COCA,
PERO MAS ME GUSTA
EL SABOR DE TU BOCA.

ME GUSTAN TUS OJOS CAFE,
PORQUE ME LLENAN DE ESPERANZA;
PERO MAS ME GUSTN LOS FRIJOLES,
PORQUE ME LLENAN LA PANZA.

EN LA PUERTA DE MI CASA
TENGO UP PERRO FLACO,
COMO QUIERES QUE TE OLVIDE
SI AHI ESTA TU RETRATO.